Nerdfighter Nonsense and Other Such Awesome-ness
that-gay-witch-kid:

v-iolet:

3ternity:

cumkw4t:

takeittoheartsweetheart:


I remember my trip two years ago, to San Francisco. I took a cab to this bridge while my sister was on a conference call. I stood there for about two hours, looking down, people watching, and wondering how far down the water was. A girl sat next to me, and asked me, “You’re not going to jump„ are you?” I smiled and reassured her I wasn’t. That I was just a tourist. She then said, “You look a lot like my sister. I’m sorry, I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable. But I had to ask, can I hug you? You just look so much like her.” I felt awkward at first, but then I realized. “She jumped?” This girl’s face just crumpled, and she started crying. I hugged her, without a second thought, and for some reason I apologized. Not sure what else I could say. She goes, “Those were the last words she ever spoke to me.”
And I will never forget this girl, her name was Ariana.

reblogging just for the caption, omg. 

crying because of the caption omfg

omfg this story is making me cry
awww i’m about to cry ;(

Wow… That’s powerful…

that-gay-witch-kid:

v-iolet:

3ternity:

cumkw4t:

takeittoheartsweetheart:

I remember my trip two years ago, to San Francisco. I took a cab to this bridge while my sister was on a conference call. I stood there for about two hours, looking down, people watching, and wondering how far down the water was. A girl sat next to me, and asked me, “You’re not going to jump„ are you?” I smiled and reassured her I wasn’t. That I was just a tourist. She then said, “You look a lot like my sister. I’m sorry, I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable. But I had to ask, can I hug you? You just look so much like her.” I felt awkward at first, but then I realized. “She jumped?” This girl’s face just crumpled, and she started crying. I hugged her, without a second thought, and for some reason I apologized. Not sure what else I could say. She goes, “Those were the last words she ever spoke to me.”

And I will never forget this girl, her name was Ariana.

reblogging just for the caption, omg. 

crying because of the caption omfg

omfg this story is making me cry

awww i’m about to cry ;(

Wow… That’s powerful…

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor. lol

rybrator:

paranoidrobot:

…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?

LMFAO THIS IS ACTUALLY HYSTERICAL 

rimjob-romney:

gaypornsword:

solveitwithchocolate:

homestuckkeyblades:

dogbuns:

WHY IS THERE A SKULL AND CROSSBONES
IM NOT SURE IF IM READY TO HANDLE A FURBY
I THINK IVE MADE A MISTAKE

JUST DON’T POUR WATER ON IT

DON’T FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT

nO

ages 6+

Did ANYONE enjoy these little fucks!? I dropped mine once and broke something inside it, so it would start talking at random times. I had to give it away because I started having nightmares it was watching me in my sleep. WORST toy ever…

rimjob-romney:

gaypornsword:

solveitwithchocolate:

homestuckkeyblades:

dogbuns:

WHY IS THERE A SKULL AND CROSSBONES

IM NOT SURE IF IM READY TO HANDLE A FURBY

I THINK IVE MADE A MISTAKE

JUST DON’T POUR WATER ON IT

DON’T FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT

nO

ages 6+

Did ANYONE enjoy these little fucks!? I dropped mine once and broke something inside it, so it would start talking at random times. I had to give it away because I started having nightmares it was watching me in my sleep. WORST toy ever…

daivabug421:

alxias:

otherillusions:

canadasquaree:

lifeisa-hallucination:

calliebear:

samberrilicious:

alaskated:

sexponents:

what a storm

How was this even taken?

Tripod. High ISO Speed that allows a fast shutter speed and a camera that is good enough to counter act the grain (since its pretty dark and I don’t see much grain). And one lucky split second where the shutter happened to be pressed just as this happened. It’s like a shot of a lifetime.

^^^^^THAT! :)

Holy fuck

fuck

omgggggg

I cannot count how many times I have reblogged this, and I will never pass up that opportunity. 

Wow. Just wow.

Does nobody else find this the slightest bit terrifying?
I mean it’s totally amazing, but damn…

daivabug421:

alxias:

otherillusions:

canadasquaree:

lifeisa-hallucination:

calliebear:

samberrilicious:

alaskated:

sexponents:

what a storm

How was this even taken?

Tripod. High ISO Speed that allows a fast shutter speed and a camera that is good enough to counter act the grain (since its pretty dark and I don’t see much grain). And one lucky split second where the shutter happened to be pressed just as this happened. It’s like a shot of a lifetime.

^^^^^THAT! :)

Holy fuck

fuck

omgggggg

I cannot count how many times I have reblogged this, and I will never pass up that opportunity. 

Wow. Just wow.

Does nobody else find this the slightest bit terrifying?

I mean it’s totally amazing, but damn…

Blue’s Clues Spice-ology?

tobyfool:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

 

solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

re-bloging for my new favorite quote “that is paprika you ignorant slut”

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

oddwritesstuff:

Our first ever black president has won a second term.

We now have openly gay and pansexual senators.

We now have a female veteran who lost both her legs in combat in office.

Puerto Rico is probably going to become a state.

More than one state has made marriage equality a reality.

We are living in a time of change, and it feels really fucking good.

selfconfessedinsanity:

sealymcseal:

hey-its-tsai:

ask-femgermania:

fuckyeahrobespierre:

Some of the most iconic photos of our history. Seeing them in color makes it even more surreal.

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS DONE—

did i already reblog this

who cares it’s awesome

woah.

It is strange though, how can just a bit of color make history more…real?

who the fuck designs bus seats

lolsofunny:

the same person who chooses the carpet in movie theaters 

interior designer friend told me it’s because they hide the dirt + stains better than a simple pattern

so it makes sense for both buses and movie theatres

~the more you know~

via lolsofunny=)

I’m sorry, but does no one else find that fucking disgusting!?

cadavatar:

cumsoline:

fresnel149:

spooksoline:

fresnel149:

spooksoline:

sordidfantasy:

ghost-punk:

i cant believe someone scanned a poptart

I can’t believe someone scanned the least tasty poptart.

“The least tasty poptart.” excuse yoself, mahfucka. Cherry is the SHIT.

It’s funny that you like cherry so much and yet you can’t tell that this is strawberry. Cherry has all-red sprinkles.

I’m colorblind, you ableist prick.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T CORRECT SOMEONE WITH FACTS YOU CAN’T KNOW. GAWD.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM.

Welcome to Tumblr, everyone.

…this is a lot of rage over a breakfast food. 

cadavatar:

cumsoline:

fresnel149:

spooksoline:

fresnel149:

spooksoline:

sordidfantasy:

ghost-punk:

i cant believe someone scanned a poptart

I can’t believe someone scanned the least tasty poptart.

“The least tasty poptart.” excuse yoself, mahfucka. Cherry is the SHIT.

It’s funny that you like cherry so much and yet you can’t tell that this is strawberry. Cherry has all-red sprinkles.

I’m colorblind, you ableist prick.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T CORRECT SOMEONE WITH FACTS YOU CAN’T KNOW. GAWD.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM.

Welcome to Tumblr, everyone.

…this is a lot of rage over a breakfast food. 

Curse of the Fandoms
Doctor Who Fandom Curse: Knowing that at some point your Doctor will have to regenerate.
Supernatural Fandom Curse: Knowing that your Series will end.... and soon.
Avengers Fandom Curse: Knowing that Joss Whedon will likely kill a favorite character.
Twilight Fandom Curse: Knowing that you will never win a fight against another fandom.... ever.
Harry Potter Fandom Curse: Knowing that it will never be as good as the first time around.
Sherlock Fandom Curse: Knowing that after waiting forever you will probably only get three more episodes with a cliff hanger even worse than the previous one.
Glee Fandom Curse: The show
LOTR Fandom Curse: Lying abandoned and forgotten in a dark pit of Tumblr while waiting ten years for The Hobbit.
Hunger Games Fandom Curse: Knowing that your favorite character will either die, go insane, or never be seen again
Game of Thrones Fandom Curse: Knowing that every one will die. That's it. Everyone dies.
whats-good-young-hoe:

hancealligood:

what

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

whats-good-young-hoe:

hancealligood:

what

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk